Christians are straight up FREAKS
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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