Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
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"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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