Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Randomize
