you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
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Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
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We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Never let your siblings swipe right.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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