I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
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