What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
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I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
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I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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