1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
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he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
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I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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