my vag is so smooth its legendary
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
His nipple licking is glorious
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