you would pick up someone in the library
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
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