Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Randomize
