Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
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