if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
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Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
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Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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