the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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