Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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