Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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