I want to stick my p in your. b.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
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Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
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i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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