no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
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I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
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The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.