no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Randomize
