Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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