I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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