i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
My nipple is on Facebook.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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