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yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
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So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
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I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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