Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
shit pants at work. discarded underwear.
just showed this text to the guy at west elm. luckily we did not stool ourselves in the midst of the ensuing hilarity. so you're commando now?
yep! most awkward part is that i was a few feet away from a client, talking and looking him in the eye. i've never stooled while looking someone directly in the eye.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
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even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
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If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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