She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
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Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
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hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
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