Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I want a musical about memes.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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