i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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