Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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