I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Randomize
