I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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