I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Just made out with a pet sitter. His biz card says "even hamsters". Lowest point in my life.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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