I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
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