then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
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Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
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I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
I wear drunk well.
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