You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
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Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
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I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
And then he peed in my hair
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