So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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