so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
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I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
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there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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