I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Randomize
