JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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