State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
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He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
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I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
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