I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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