I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I believe in your delicious
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
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