I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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