this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
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Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
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Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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