I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
how can u be prego again
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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