yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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