then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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