Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
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I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
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I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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