I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
last night I used snow as a chaser
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize
