I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
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If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
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At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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