So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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