Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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