She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
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just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
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You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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