What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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