I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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