I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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