And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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